You people are funny! I never knew you had it in you! Even Sherrie who thought she wasn't funny and missed the deadline but entered anyway. You, Sherrie, should get an award just because you cared! Alas, we only have one $10 restaurant gift certificate/double date night to give so, without further ado, the Oscar goes to....oh, wait. Wrong award :)
The winner is......Barbara!
If you don't read Barbara's blog, you should start because she's authentically hilarious. Thanks in large part to me, but I'm just sayin' is all.
Here's her caption: "Hi Macey's? Yeah, do you guys do deliveries?"
Now that might not seem that funny to the untrained ear but you have to know that when we were engaged and I lived with her, Adam used to make the 10 hour round trip trek from Rexburg to Provo nearly every weekend. When he would arrive of a Friday, he'd be so exhausted that we mostly spent the weekend sitting on the couch with Barb watching Beatles movies and eating.
One particular Friday it happened to be Chocolate Day and we had almost let it pass unnoticed (which is a faux-pax of which there is no whicher). Adam was exhausted, Barb had snagged a great parking place, and my car was part out in East Jebus Nowhere so none of us wanted to venture out to find some chocolate with which to celebrate.
I kid you not when I say that Adam picked up the phone, called Macey's, and asked the poor, unsuspecting worker if they delivered. The answer? "Um, yes.....what did you need?" Adam: "One Symphony bar."
Long story long, we didn't get a delivery. But that is why Obama saying that into the phone on his first day would be hysterical. So congrats, Barb! You can either email me what dates you want us to pencil you in for or, what restaurant you want your certificate to, if you want to be a loser.
Thanks again for humoring us.