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7/31/09

Peace out, L-Town

Every August, we find ourselves in the same state: packing, throwing away, cleaning, crying, and moving on. Here I sit in our empty apartment on the night before we leave "the world we thought we lived in", to sappily quote Mika. The walls are bare, the place has been cleaned from top to bottom, and this is waiting for us in the parking lot: If that doesn't send you to the medicine cabinet for a quick Immodium, you've got nerves of steal and I could really use you tomorrow morning at 6 in the AM.

I'll make no bones about the fact that I came back to Ewtah with a bad attitude in tow (like everything else I've ever done) but rest assured that I've eaten every single word. I'll truly miss our simple, school-free, stressless life in L-town. Tomorrow morning we set off blindly for the other side of the country. I don't know what awaits us there (besides a heapload of debt) but I do know that I'll have to come up with a new tagline for this blog (in case you didn't know, D.C. is not a small town).

Wish us luck. We'll see you on the flipside.

7/28/09

Adam's Parable

There was a certain young man who owned a plot of land, which he had, through hard work and determination, treated and plowed, preparing to plant a crop. Surrounding his plot of land, were his neighbors, friends, and family, who also owned plots similar to his. Some of his neighbors had owned theirs for many years; others were only breaking the soil, just like the man. The neighboring plots produced different types of grain: some barley, others wheat, still others oats, and so on. Each field was unique and the crops produced were of superior quality, but all of them were grain.

The young man stood one day and gazed over his empty, prepared field, pondering over his soon-to-be-planted crop. He turned to his left and examined the happy field of his family. He turned to his right and scanned the lush field of his wife's family. Further in the distance, he saw the green fields of his friends.

As the young man pondered on all he saw he thought to himself "The fields of my friends and family have grown lush and I could want for nothing if I patterned my own field after theirs. And, yet, is there not grain enough in our valley? We have enough and to spare. Surely, there are other things to grow beside grain."

And so the young man, with his wife at his side, went in search of their own crop, a crop on which they could raise their family and begin their life. They looked long and hard, searching for just the right crop. But they soon realized they had a problem: they wanted to plant all sorts of different plants, to see how each would grow. They found that many plants intrigued them. Beans, spinach, tomatoes, fruit trees...the list went on and on. After awhile the young man became overwhelmed. "We cannot grow all of these things! Where would we find the room?"

His wife, who was wise, said something the young man took to heart: "Perhaps we can grow one crop for a few years, enjoy the fruits of our labor with our children, and then grow others the next year. Maybe we don't have to grow just one crop!"

Deciding that there was much to admire about this plan, the young man and his wife set to work, planting a new crop. His neighbors to the left said, "This will never work! You will make our work look foolish with it next to yours! You will shame our own crops!" And, yet, the young man and his wife persisted, finding joy in the work they were doing.

The neighbors to the right said "Don't plant right now. Wait awhile and come enjoy time with us in our field or in the fields in the distance." And, still, the young man and his wife persisted, admiring all the while the work of their neighbors, but knowing they had work of their own to do and that they were running out of time.

Soon, the field was fully planted, the dirt wet with fresh water, and the sun shining down on the young couple's work. With their neighbors shaking their heads in the distance, the couple clasped hands and waited with eager anticipation to see what would grow in the coming months, all the while faithful that those tiny seeds would blossom, sprout, and produce fruit for them and their children.

He who has ears to hear, let him hear.

7/27/09

Don't you quit

I'm not what you would call "a spiritual woman" so you must forgive me as I wax religious. I can count on one hand the number of times I've felt that push from Heaven. Yesterday as I sat in Sunday School with the topic of trials as our guide, I found this story not only pertinent to my current life situation but I had the distinct impression that I needed to share this story with all who would listen. And since this is the only vein of quote-unquote mass communication I have (I use the term "mass" quite liberally considering this blog reaches all of 7 people), I'm posting this here. This excerpt comes from a talk by Elder Holland and the 1999 Ensign and you can read the entire thing by clicking here.

Thirty years ago last month, a little family set out to cross the United States to attend graduate school—no money, an old car, every earthly possession they owned packed into less than half the space of the smallest U-Haul trailer available. Bidding their apprehensive parents farewell, they drove exactly 34 miles up the highway, at which point their beleaguered car erupted.


Pulling off the freeway onto a frontage road, the young father surveyed the steam, matched it with his own, then left his trusting wife and two innocent children—the youngest just three months old—to wait in the car while he walked the three miles or so to the southern Utah metropolis of Kanarraville, population then, I suppose, 65. Some water was secured at the edge of town, and a very kind citizen offered a drive back to the stranded family. The car was attended to and slowly—very slowly—driven back to St. George for inspection—U-Haul trailer and all.

After more than two hours of checking and rechecking, no immediate problem could be detected, so once again the journey was begun. In exactly the same amount of elapsed time at exactly the same location on that highway with exactly the same pyrotechnics from under the hood, the car exploded again. It could not have been 15 feet from the earlier collapse, probably not 5 feet from it! Obviously the most precise laws of automotive physics were at work.

Now feeling more foolish than angry, the chagrined young father once more left his trusting loved ones and started the long walk for help once again. This time the man providing the water said, “Either you or that fellow who looks just like you ought to get a new radiator for that car.” For the second time a kind neighbor offered a lift back to the same automobile and its anxious little occupants. He didn’t know whether to laugh or to cry at the plight of this young family.

“How far have you come?” he said. “Thirty-four miles,” I answered. “How much farther do you have to go?” “Twenty-six hundred miles,” I said. “Well, you might make that trip, and your wife and those two little kiddies might make that trip, but none of you are going to make it in that car.” He proved to be prophetic on all counts.

Just two weeks ago this weekend, I drove by that exact spot where the freeway turnoff leads to a frontage road, just three miles or so west of Kanarraville, Utah. That same beautiful and loyal wife, my dearest friend and greatest supporter for all these years, was curled up asleep in the seat beside me. The two children in the story, and the little brother who later joined them, have long since grown up and served missions, married perfectly, and are now raising children of their own. The automobile we were driving this time was modest but very pleasant and very safe. In fact, except for me and my lovely Pat situated so peacefully at my side, nothing of that moment two weeks ago was even remotely like the distressing circumstances of three decades earlier.

Yet in my mind’s eye, for just an instant, I thought perhaps I saw on that side road an old car with a devoted young wife and two little children making the best of a bad situation there. Just ahead of them I imagined that I saw a young fellow walking toward Kanarraville, with plenty of distance still ahead of him. His shoulders seemed to be slumping a little, the weight of a young father’s fear evident in his pace. In the scriptural phrase his hands did seem to “hang down.” In that imaginary instant, I couldn’t help calling out to him: “Don’t give up, boy. Don’t you quit. You keep walking. You keep trying. There is help and happiness ahead—a lot of it—30 years of it now, and still counting. You keep your chin up. It will be all right in the end. Trust God and believe in good things to come.”

7/22/09

WWCB: Super Simple Salsa

Yes, the Working Woman's Cookbook is alive and thriving. I've been meaning to throw this one down for a while. It's the easiest and most delicious fresh salsa recipe I've come across. Well, it's actually the only fresh salsa recipe I've ever come across but whatevs. I'm going to offer up amounts of each ingredient here but this is totally "to taste" so use the quantity as a suggestion only. K? K.

1) 3 cans of stewed tomatoes (avoid the Italian roasted kind like the plague)
2) 1/2 a fresh jalapeno (hotter
3) Some fresh cilantro (I say "some" because you can use as much as you want. I cut the stems off and use about half of one of those little bushels. Vague enough for you?)
4) 1 clove of garlic
5) 1 yellow onion
6) salt and pepper

Chop the jalapeno, cilantro, garlic, and onion (I use a teeny little food processor. It's your call). Then put all the ingredients in a blender and um....blend. End of story.

If I can do this, you can too. Best part? There's like negative zero calories. Eat this and still fit into your bookini.

7/21/09

You should know

1) I can't stand having me face touched. Hands have what I call "Acne Bugs" on them and if they touch my face, the bugs will crawl into my pores, lay eggs, and give me acne.

2) I'm somewhat of a prophetess. I have the foresight to see building disaster. Meaning that I saw these little kids throwing a baseball with a younger boy nearby. I thought, "Betcha that ball beans that younger boy on the noggin." Guess what happened? Ball gets throw, younger boy stands up, ball smacks him in the head. Or Husband will be flailing his arms trying to get his point across and my head will say, "He's going to hit his hand into that bookshelf and knock over that Buddha statue." And of course that exactly what happens.

3) I fear squirrels. Most likely they will crawl up my pant leg and go "inside" me.

4) I used to be a wheezer. At night. I'd wheeze. Don't ask me. Ask Adam. The point is, if we do a "No Wheezing on Three" cheer before bed, I won't wheeze. Call it voodoo if you must but alls I know is Husband says I've been wheeze-free for nearly a month now.

5) I'm lactose intolerant though I suck down all milk products like a baby on crack.

6) My favorite word is ghetto. I know, I know. It's totally ghetto, but I love it.

7) I hate Taylor Swift, all things Twilight, people who refuse to admit that they fight their spouse, songs about living each day as if it's your last, and corn dogs.

8) My self-control ends where the footlong meatball sub from Subway begins. It's my weakness.

9) I used to be a dance major. Weird, I know.

10) I'm scared s&*$less to move to D.C. but I've never told Husband. Dang it. He reads this blog. I guess I just told him.

7/14/09

Reality Check

Don't get too excited. I'm not back for reals. I just had an "OMG" moment that I must share with the class.

I was over at Kate's blog and saw a killer deal on Real Simple Magazine (click here to get a year for 5 clams!). Of course, I forked out the bones and subscribed. As I was entering my shipping information, I noticed that it takes about 6 weeks to arrive. Instead of inputting ye ole Ewtah address, I used my D.C. addy.

And then it hit me.

In less than 3 weeks I'll be chillin' like a villain here: Ok, well not actually AT the Capital but you get the point. It'll be good-bye 13 minute commute, hello metro transit system. Peace out comfort zone, bring on the swine flu. I have a feeling we won't be in Kansas anymore.

7/6/09

Break

In case you can't tell, I'm taking a break. I heart blogging but what with the fast-approaching move (August 1, baby!), I'm trying to soak up every ray of fun I can. Plus, I'm getting my fill of the espouse before he disappears into the sunset with his new HP, that dingy book about Contracts, and his 3 year supply of Coke (yes, he's back on it). I could be back sooner rather than later but we'll just play it by ear.

And speaking of playing it by ear, we're having a garage sale this Saturday at my in-law's. If you need a washer slash dryer, a kitchen table, a really huge television that's not digital, a 2-year-old Compaq laptop w/ 2 gigs plus a new powercord, a telescope, a Magnum 22, a piano keyboard, or other various and sundry household items, come on by. I'll be the one nervously pacing the driveway i.e. I HATE garage sales.

Miss me.